How to be an Aussie NOT


Neville Duguid

Oh, listen mate, could you do that tiresome twonk Devil Nogood a favour and stick a spear in him as well, to put the humourless **** out of it's misery?

You're welcome. It's obvious to everyone that you have no family or friends and that it is your deep disconnect with other people that makes you want to interrupt a jocular discussion between a couple of true blue mates having a chin wag in the time honoured tradition, and bore us all witless with your endless unpleasant womaning and WHINING;

What do you mean delusional?

Tread carefully when you insult the UBANGI Chief! B^

Our people arrived on the First Fleet, and were greeted by others of our tribe already here!

You are therfore OUTRANKED, even by the Heirarchy of aristo Arselickers in your stupid immitation of true blue culture; "True Bluism", revealed, but not actually explained, by your High Priest; Reverend Headjob!!! B^D

You may think so, Monkey boy, but we would all be more impressed if you learnt which orifice to eat your bananas with.

So you and Headjob can brag about your Lineage, but others can't?

That's bloody typical! B^D

Has anyone told you to go f*** yourself, today?

The Ubangi coulcil will met to judge your posts. we have applied your own cultural values, which is to ignore the content of your posts, and used a DNA sample to determine if you are descended, like the rest of humanity, from Africans! 8^o

Maybe you and Mosley are black after all!

It turns out your "Y" chromosome is missing it's stem, and you have what is known as a forked "u", a primate, but closer to the simians than the sapiens.

Devil Nogood BAREFACED LIAR, shows how NOT to be an Aussie 286
Idiot. It was a two-person discussion with a person on YOUR side of the debate who saw her ancestry as somehow relevant to the discussion...

Which explains a lot, including your posts and why your family album looks like this;

No one is certain exactly WHO forked u but all your fellow Klan members at the Bigot and Spigot agree they must have been Lebanese, possibly one of their football teams.

So, I'm sorry, but by your own rules, your Pedigree does not permit you to post to newsgroups, or mate with humans.. but then there was little liklikood of that.

Where would you like us to return your drivel to?

Very wise.

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"There is a fundamental distinction between multicultural and Multiculturalism, which racists constantly and deliberately confuse.

A society is multicultural if it has more than one culture being practised within that society.

'Multicultural - A society which embraces a number of minority cultures' - Macquarie Dictionary

Multiculturalism is two things, the -ISM indicates that it is a set of beliefs or ideas about multiculture, ie a recognition of multicultural REALITY, an acceptance of it, a celebration of it. But it is ALSO a set of government policies to formalize that recognition, acceptance and celebration! Thus the Howard government has a Department which documents the positive economic social and foreign policy benefits from having a successful, open, democratic multicultural society."

- fasgnadh

come from different cultures, and live different lives that could be categorised into groups if you chose to do so.

level"

- Rev. Headjob, liar and thief demonstrating the deliberate confusion.

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Devil Nogood shows how NOT to be an Aussie
Neville Duguid Care to LIE that again? "My mother's family was WASP, and my father's family was German...

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