The Australian: Licensed to killAustralia is to resume joint training exercises with Indonesia's most feared army unit, implicated in human rights abuses. AT his war crimes trial in Dili in 2001, East Timorese militia leader Joni...
This year I have an upside down christams tree and it really looks cool. The ornaments were easy to put on and they stayed at place.
Burma Digest: Christmas ThoughtsBURMA DIGEST A Journal for Democracy & Human-Rights in Burma 25--31.12.2005 CHRISTMAS THOUGHTS Contents English Language Section I. "Christmas Spirit": Editorial II. "Embracing rest" M. Ghufran III. "Regarding Silent...
The Twelve Pains of Christmas (From Twisted Christmas" by Bob Rivers)
Chorus:The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree.
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Husband (2): Rigging up the lights, C: And finding a Christmas tree. The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Inebriated man: Hangovers, 2: Rigging up the lights, C: And finding a Christmas tree. The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Frustrated man (4): Sending Christmas cards, 3: Hangovers, 2: Rigging up the lights, C: And finding a Christmas tree. The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Five months of bills, 4: Sending Christmas cards, 3: Hangovers, 2: Rigging up the lights, C: And finding a Christmas tree. The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Frustrated wife (6): Facing my in-laws, C: Five months of bills, 4: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards, 3: Hangovers, 2: Rigging up these lights, C: And finding a Christmas tree. The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry man (7): The Salvation Army, 6: Facing my in-laws, C: Five months of bills, 4: Sending Christmas cards, 3: Oh, Jeez! 2: I'm trying to rig up these lights! C: And finding a Christmas tree. The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Loud kid (8): I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS! 7: Charities And what do you mean, "your in-laws"?!? C: Five months of bills, 4: Oh, making out these cards, 3: Edith, get me a beer, huh? 2: What? We have no extension cords?!? C: And finding a Christmas tree. The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Another frustrated man (9): No parking spaces, 8: DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!! 7: Donations! 6: Facing my in-laws, C: Five months of bills, 4: Writing out those Christmas cards, 3: Hangovers, 2: Now why the hell are they blinking?!? C: And finding a Christmas tree. The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Toy-commercial voice (10): Batteries not included", 9: No parking spaces, 8: BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!! 7: Get a job, ya bum!!! 6: (sobbing) Oh, facing my in-laws, C: Five months of bills, 4: Yo, ho! Sending Christmas cards, 3: Oh, Jeez, look at this! 2: One light goes out, they ALL go out!!! C: And finding a Christmas tree. The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: TV Critic (11): Stale TV specials, 10: "Batteries not included", 9: No parking spaces, 8: I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!! 7: Charities!! 6: (sobbing) She's a witch! I hate her! C: Five months of bills, 4: Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people! 3: Oh, who's got the toilet paper? 2: Get a flashlight!! I blew a fuse!!! C: And finding a Christmas tree. The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: A few guys: Singing Christmas Carols, 11: Stale TV specials, 10: "Batteries not included", 9: No parking? 8: WAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! 7: Charities! 6: Gotta make 'em dinner! C: Five months of bills, 4: I'm not sending them this year, that's it! 3: Shut up, you! 2: FINE!! If you're so smart, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!!! C: And finding a Christmas tree.
