Multiculture': the British Perspective

And you would have done it with such subtlety.

They must be terrified.

Yes they did. In 1066. First lie.

Built on what you took from the Empire.

Trying to get something back from what you took.

Better food, for a start. Better athletes as well!

What pure-bred race are you, old sausage?

Out of your own mouth.... :)

Tony Blair's?

Many of those who sacrificed themselves were black.

You can't see the irony in this, can you? The contradiction? Thought not.....

So the 'master race' wasn't smart enough to prevent it? I thought you said they were the cleverest on earth. Seems to be the clever ones are the ones who by-pbutted your devilishly cunning masterplans....

All those since 1066, in fact! Send 'em all back....

You pay your taxes, bozo (or do you?). You are participating in the 'treachery'.

Yep. All immigrants and invaders since 1066 should be sent right back where they came from.

You want carte blanche for the storm troopers, ja?

Nope - all those after 1066 have to go. Let's be consistent with our logic.

You mean survival of the fittest, of course. Well no - you don't, do you? You want the weaker to be protected from the stronger. Look up 'social darwinism' on Google.

Didn't seem to do that after the 1066 invasion, though, did it?

I guess there was a bit of that round 1066.

Lucky there weren't any Race Acts in 1066, hey? Are you getting any of this, or is it a bit subtle for you?

Well after the experience of the 1066 one, you can give them a millennium and it will all turn out just as well.

With laughter, yes. First correct thing you've manage so far.

Never!!!! You guys wouldn't do anything that wasn't nice - would you?

Most reasonable people would just expect a bit of sanity and logic, but there ain't much of either here!

Says it all, really...

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