Singalong to tune of Rolf Harris: 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport'
There's an unAustralian shaman feigning, defaming Those who use real names in soc-culture Australian. Afraid of the bashing earned by graffiti, gate crashing, He's meek and mild in the real world where anonymity is lacking.
Make up your multiple minds, Che. Make up your multiple minds. Make up your multiple minds, Che. Make up your multiple minds.
Che praises John Howard then says that John Howard Is a turncoat and coward for being John Howard.
Make up your multiple minds, Che. Make up your multiple minds. Make up your multiple minds, Che. Make up your multiple minds.
'Poofter' and 'homophobe' are words of like use When Che selects targets for his abuse.
Make up your multiple minds, Che. Make up your multiple minds. Make up your multiple minds, Che. Make up your multiple minds.
A 'racist' is someone according to Che Who denigrates something Che claims cannot be.
Make up your multiple minds, Che. Make up your multiple minds. Make up your multiple minds, Che. Make up your multiple minds.
Swatting birds with his racquet en route to peace rallies Suggests feminist plabreastudes interspersed with wife-bashing.
Make up your multiple minds, Che. Make up your multiple minds. Make up your multiple minds, Che. Make up your multiple minds.
A victim of psychosis, prognosis unknown, Che's achievement's been proving He never could call Australia "home".
Make up your multiple minds, Che. Make up your multiple minds. Make up your multiple minds, Che. Make up your multiple minds.
- Additional verses will be considered for inclusion in future postings of the FAQ provided they fit its musical format and successfully portray similar easily recognizable traits of fasgnadh's (aka Che Guava's) self-contradictory posting style.