One Notion Closing Down Sale raises tens of dollars! B^D So you say One

I guess they expected their members to stay, eh? B^D

I saw it right next to the 1936 NAZI Party Official Yearbook that can be had for a mere US $200.00! 8^o ...thats 5 times the price of the PHONie tat! B^D

Amazing what some deviants will buy, eh? ;-)

So why would they buy the monkeys costume jewelry when they can have the organ grinders rests head insignia? B^p

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the One Nation dupes! B^D

(Can you picture all those Pauline posters on every ethnic dartboard from the Hellas clubrooms to the Shin Wa Noodle resturaunt?

..I think I might get one as a reminder of how right I was about how long they would last! B^)

I guess since you were completely rejected by the Australian people at the ballot box you have nothing to do but sit around collecting my taxes as dole payments and watch the bids on your garage sale.

The tories really did a job on you blokes, didn't they!

And they played Pauline to perfection.

Sorry, some of us have to work for a living.. I hope you earn enougn so you don't have to sell the milking cow, or your firstborn.

..Just it's followers, from the neck up.

Dave, Dave and Pauline, the Townsville Taliban Troika have a new plan to gain power by a grbutt roots coup in which they sieze Canberra and outlaw elections...?? the plot will be financed by the sale of memorabillia from the last Great Plan, and will commence just as soon as Oldfeel can find enough grbutt to root.

Because no one voted for them, I thought. ;-)

Seems Australians (over 95%) voted for parties that support our tolerant multicultural society (even if half of them have adopted the idea of putting people in gulags and torturing them if they have funny foreign names like 'Rau')

Another one!? Don't you blokes get annoyed when that keeps happening!?

Rod Who? was he the bloke who found the remnants of the party in a shoebox dumped in the wheelie bin of History and decided it might make good compost?

So he's in the Party Tradition of Hanson and the other two in the Townsville Taliban Troika?

Whew, good thing you had a scapegoat!

Everyone was worried you were running out of your party staple!

I remember his policy statement: "I prefer that we win"

Unfortunately the electorate took a different view.

Ah, now this sounds like a genuine, traditional One Nation poofight!

poo! That's 34 more than when Hanson ran! B^D

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!

Perhaps you blokes should find some live ones?

I guess you have worked out that actually IMPROVES your electoral performance, huh? People are more likely to vote for your party if they don't know them and haven't heard the policies.

No one wanted them to have the bad news till the last minute?

So you stuck with his winning formula then! B^)

Thats what makes One Notion such a political force, their astute political judgement. ;-)

Well the first time Pauline did it she ran on novelty value and the hatred that the people had for the Nats over their Coalition sellouts.. but they have kissed and made up and nothing has changed, the bush continues to get screwed.

And you remain part of a party where the leadership are undemocratic and unbuttailable traitors whose stupidity leads you to serial shipwrecks?

I wonder whats wrong with this model. B^D

How many refused?

Look this is all very riveting, for people who like to read the entrails of political enbreasties that commit ritual sepukku, but are you sure it will win people over to your 'cause'? B^p

Bastard. Another traitor who has white-anted the Peoples Party from within! Do you think the policy of keeping out certain 'types' (eg the Chinese) by giving all power to the Kremlin leadership may still not be giving you the desired results?

Let me find you some links to web sites on an idea that may be useful to your group.. it's called d-e-m-o-c-r-a-c-y.

When people in a democ racy have trouble with the Rod Evans-Dave Oldfeel-Pauline Hansons of the world.. they simply VOTE THEM OUT! B^)

Hope that helps... have a nice day.

Be still my beating heart! A blueprint for political action whose equal has not been seen since "The 1000 year Reich - What Happened!?"

Exactly the sort of breastle I would have chosen.. B^D

Did you get an advance on your carrots?

Oh poo.. I swear I hadn't read this far when I made the crack about White Ants.. It seems my deep understanding of your groupthink remains uncannily prescient! B^D

There were other near victim's of One Nation political bastadry;

How much do you think the photo of Pauline at the hairdressers would fetch on ebay? ;-)

Tell me, if you have never had a leader who WASN'T in the final analysis a 'white ant', or was too stupid to deal with them and who allowed them to gain control.. why the hell are you surprised that no one will ever elect you to positions of power?

Well, they will have your book "My Struggle" to warn them of the pitfalls and tell how to stay on path.. so the next failure can be blamed on you.

Are you holding your ear up to the digital camera for us to look inside?

Can you do the Foxtrot?

Just in case you need a backup career. ;-)

Visit the NG which One Nation apparatchiks once tried to use as a cultural front for their political agenda.. See the PHONie relics.. Ned Latham and Nev Duguid, How much would they go for on ebay?

The Official Est. June 2000 aus.culture.true-blue FAQ ;

The true-blue Homestead;

The true-blue Hall Of Fame;

The Tuckerbox;