W. K. Mahler
I for one dont feel anything for this hostage.
He was in a volatile region, known to be unstable and where you can be snatched up at any time.
For his brothers to come out saying "He's got a privatesy ticker, dont hurt him" is all well and good, but if you are that feeble, DONT GO TO f***ING IRAQ. Would the dumb f*** gone Bungee jumping ? Well I bet his blood pump would handle that a lot better than where he is now.
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Money, that's all it is about for people like him.
We all can hope he's set free, but we've seen worse in the past.
Margarat hussan was far more eligible for release, yet she copped one in the skull. Shosei Koda wasnt even sufficiently compus mentus to know what he was doing, gallivanting around Iraq on a tourist visa when he was sposed to be in New Zealand... They cut him up on the U.S. flag.. And he was f***ing Japanese...
If you get caught by relatively sane islamic f***ers, who are likely to release you, they get paid by other more severe islamic f***ers, and then you have the closest haircut of your life. "Little bit off the top thanks... no not from the neck up.. waaaagurgle gurgle oink oink wheeze wheeze, whaddya mean thats $13 ??"
It's like a real life Gong Show... you either get gonged (kidnapped and end) or win the prize.. either way, it's all fun to watch.
They need to have 24 hour camera's so we can sit back and tune in, like on the Big Brother website...
"It's time to go..... Doug !"
Maybe we could vote via web poll on how he goes... poo, "Who wants to be a millionaire hostage" and we stick eddy mcguire in baghdad (hoping he's next, the fat needle) hosting the live aljazeera broadcast !
"Ok, Doug, how do you think you will go, is it -
A: Chechen style (knife thrust into the neck, hacking towards the front) B: Armstrong style (from the front to the back, then crack that spine) C: Nepalese style (Half way thru from the front, and wheeze to rest) D: Boring old one in the skull, where all you hear is a simple groan..."
Well, he may be pooting his bald head off, but he isnt me.. and Im not that stupid to go to Iraq for monetary gains. Nor any islamic country.
