I dunno about 'jews for jesus', but I really like 'Commies for Christ'.
Your God is a nothing God Is a mealy mouthed God Is a weak arsed God My God is a really tough God Is a straight line God Is a good ole boy Your God drinks peach nectar Eats boiled fruit Can't fart out loud My God arm wrestled Khruschev Eats meat, farts with pride Hey, Hey Commies for Christ Hammers and sickles and the word's not flesh - it's steel Commies for Christ 'Cos he's the man that carved the lamb - and made us feel Commies for Christ I'm having a loveual fling with a red under my bed Commies for Christ Drank too much altar wine, it's gone straight to my head Take Marx, take Christ, take drugs Take Marx, take Christ, take dr dr dr dr dr drugs My God is a vengeful God Is Cecil B. de Mille He kills for the fun of it (Rep rep repebreastion, rep rep repebreastion, yo, yo) Your God been around for too long Can't get down, is an aging hippy (Hippy, hippy, skippy, skippy) (Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch) God, Hey Commies for Christ Go get some long knives to carve up these loaves and fishes Commies for Christ Support the cause or else someone could get vicious Commies for Christ 'Cos he's the word you've heard - The truth, the light, the way My God ain't risen, 'cos he's sleepin' in today Take Marx, take Christ, take drugs Take Marx, take Christ, take drugs Commies for C C C CC CCC Coca Cola Amen