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St. Athanasius on 83001Saint Athanasius says, "As so much is spoken on the Importance of the Soul that every living human being is presented at the moment of...
How was copper wiring invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny!
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? They put parking meters on the roof!
Why is money green? Because Jews pick it before it's ripe!
What candy did Hitler hate more then any other? Jew Jew Beans... Although I heard he enjoyed them "roasted!"
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A fur coat!
Why don't Jews eat pork? They may be a lot of things, but CANNIBALS they're not!
Peter Wicks "fasgnadh", posturing hypocrite 0008Peter Wicks (aka "Che Guava"), posting as "fasgnadh", wrote (Guano's forgery of my attribution line undone.) And so on. Consistent attacks over the years on establishment oppression, on the of economic mismanagement of...
Why aren't Jews attacked by sharks? Professional courtesy!
Do you know how to keep Jews out of a country club? Let one in, and he'll keep the rest out.
What's the Jewish version of foreplay? Half an hour of begging.
How can you tell the mother-in-law at a Jewish wedding? She's the one on her hands and knees picking up the rice!
Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein? They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!
What's the difference between a circumcision and crucifixion? In a crucifixion, they throw the whole Jew out!
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? Someone dropped a quarter!
Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free.
What did the Jewish mother ask her daughter when she learned she had an affair? Who catered it?
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose.
What's a Jewish dilemma? Free ham.
What's the difference between a Jewish unpleasant woman and a barracuda? Nail polish.
What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew? An elephant eventually forgets.
A african american was walking down the street, kicking some rubbish out of his way,when he spotted something amid the trash that gleamed strangely. It urned out to be an oddly shaped bottle, and when he rubbed it, a Jewish genie appeared. "I'll give you two wishes," quipped the genie. "Far out," said the black man. "First, I want to be white, uptight, and out of sight!" Second, I want to be surrounded by warm, sweet cat. So the genie turned him into a TAMPON! The moral of this story: You can't get anything from a Jew without strings attached!
How do you stop a Jewish girl from f***ing you? Marry her!
Why do jewish unpleasant womanes only sleep with circumcised men? They want 20% off everything!
What's the difference between between karate and judo? Karate is a form of self-defense, and judo is what bagels are made of.
Did you hear that the limbo was invented by the Jews? Yeah, from sneaking into pay toilets.
What's the definition of a queer Jew? Someone that likes girls more then money.
What do you call ten Jewish unpleasant womanes in a basement? A WHINE cellar.
Australian TourismThe questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual...
Why did the Jewish mother have herself entombed at Bloomingdales? So her daughter would visit at least twice a week.
What's the difference between a vulture and a Jew? A vulture waits until you're dead to eat your heart out!
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