Enter Pakistan or iran, syria, lebonon, somalia, saudi (soon to be planted) arabia, iraq, iran illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this irresponsible reproductive behavior with,
"It is a cultural British thing. You wouldn't understand, pal."
Keep your British idenbreasty strong. Fly the Union Flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.
Demand clbuttes on English culture in their school system.
Demand that churches be built in every town.
Demand a local Pakistani driving license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Pakistan.
Insist that local Pakistani law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time .... or soon be dead, because it will never happen. It will not happen in Pakistan or any other country in the world except right here in the Great Britain-australia. Land of the naive!
lefty pooe will be strung up
