A moan directly at you DIMIA Sender: chippy dave

Hello everybody,

Thanks for the bump and the support.It did,nt work but i may try one last approach. I,ve been thinking about you guys at DIMIA,i don,t have a problem with you at all.I realise it,s nothing personal i,m just a number.I,m one of thousands am i not. I,m sure you sometimes feel unloved by some applicants with constant e- mails and phone calls stressing over their visa,s.Not me though i absolulty adore you guys infact i consider it an honour to even have had my name printed on a file in your great office for well over 16 months (and counting).Even if you refuse me i will always say to people hey do you know what those guys at DIMIA kept me on hold for as long as it takes to fly to pluto in a hot air balloon but it was worth it.I,ll say they sometimes made me feel like i was going mad with waiting but there just such a fantastic bunch of people i did,nt mind in the slightest in fact i often felt humble. Now DIMIA you may think that this post is some sort of fake you know like i,m creeping just to get in your good books so that you,ll speed up my visa.Well i personaly think that would be a sad state of affairs if people had to go to these sort of lengths for your attention.Very sad indeed. No what i,d do if i was desperate for my visa i,d fly over to your offices walk right up to my CO put the full monty soundtrack cd into the portable player i would have with me and give her the best striptease (or laugh)she,s ever seen. Now i,m far from the best looking bloke in the world but what i lack in looks i,ll make up for in lots of effort and technique.Indeed while typing this i,m gyrating my hips to Tom Jones to get some practice in.So come on love plant give me the bloody visa unless you want me to show you what your NOT missing.

dave

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