Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Man, you guys can make the bible say anything you want it to say. Hey, so can I.
See, this here Jesus character, he got shipped off to Nam, and he went like AWOL. He was hiding out in an alley behind a sleazy restaurant where they were preparing some dog and some pig. The cook ran off with the cutlery, so they had to stomp them motherf***ers dead, then rip 'em up with their bare hands before they threw 'em in the soup.
They did the dog first, and it threw up its morning meal, which consisted of some mussels from the back of the restaurant down the street. The slop ended up before the pig, and when the restaurateurs looked at it, it was loaded with pearls. They dropped to their knees, just as Jesus walked on by. The rest is history.
Hi guysDon't worry, I'm not here to stay. I already got the point. I'm not wanted here even though some should be feeling the outfall...
Amen and amen, motherf***er.
-- Uncle Vic aa#2011 Member, Earthquack's 666 club
Supervisor, EAC department of little adhesive-backed shiny plastic L-shaped doo-dads to add feet to Jesus Fish department
It is safe to say that the bible contains equal amounts of fact, history and pizza. -Penn Jillette
