About the Restaurant Rules


On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 13:23:20 GMT, "Michael"Dog3-" Lonergan"

Michael, ITA with the above and it resonates from an experience a couple of weeks ago. My boss and I went out to lunch and were discussing trial strategy when the guy at the next table answered his cell. Talking at decibels that had *everyone* within a dozen tables glaring at him and he, of course, was oblivious, the guy is just going on and on. We can't have a conversation b-c we are more or less held hostage to *his* conversation. My boss got the manager over and complained to him about Loudmouth. The manager tried to talk to Loudmouth, but Loudmouth kept waving him off with the "wait a sec" index finger. Other patrons are furtively watching the unfolding drama when a toddler a few tables away starts to wail. Loudmouth jerks his cell from his head and says loudly, "Would you shut that kid up? I'm trying to ahve a conversation here." At this point my boss, who is pretty mild mannered most of the time (except in court and moving papers), threw his napkin down, stepped over to Loudmouth, yanked the guy's cellphone hand from his ear and said, "Take this and yourself outside and then call your mother and ask her what you did wrong." The manager was still standing there looking nervous and doing a good impression of a guppy, but Loudmouth just glared at my boss and stormed out. Without paying his bill. My boss tried to pay it, but the manager (loudly) wouldn't hear of it. I think the surrounding tables' patrons will be back.

I'd like to make a list of these idiots and let 'em go hunting with

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

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Then you somehow ignore the obvious. What about the driver who always looks at the pbuttenger while talking? Oh yes, there's lots of those. My mother is one...

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Glitter Ninja We got graduated driver licensing here about 10 years ago. The Insurance Bureau of Canada ran a media campaign to push for it and cited the results of it in...

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Maybe, but those same clueless morons seem to be a lot MORE likely to have that wreck when...

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