Jill
Laughter is the best therapy:
A doctor making his rounds at a nursing home spoke to one octogenarian. He said, "You're in remarkably good shape for a man your age." The old-timer said, "Well, I always lived a good, clean life, and now God performs little miracles for me. For example, when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, God turns on the light for me."
The doctor said, "Run that by me again? You said God turns the light on for you?"
"That's right, the good Lord provides me light so I can go to the bathroom."
After the doctor completed his rounds, he stopped by the office of the director of the nursing home. About his conversation with the illuminated old guy, he told the director, "This patient seems to be in excellent physical health, but I'm a bit concerned about his mental acuity. He believes that when he goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night, God turns the light on for him."
The director replied, "A-HA! So THAT'S who's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
Bob
