Glitter Ninja
No, you're a moron. That's the problem. And your imagination is as crippled as your logic.
Nah. And your idea of a "whiny little complaint" means your reading skills are as good as your math and your imagination.
I read the whole post before I decided to heap scorn on your empty little head. Now toss those pretty curls and flounce around some more. That's it... push the shades up on top of your head while you fire that nasty look at me... Perfect.
Um, you have some spinach on your front teeth...
See, darlin' you're talking crap. That "small patty with no binders or fillers" is an industry standard, available as frozen patties or fresh patties - or as a container of ground beef that requires a rational human to weigh and properly form the patties. It won't fall apart unless your cooking skills are right up there with your reading, logic and math skills.
Burger wars 2058To save all the need to read many repebreastive posts, I've consolidated them here for your dining and dancing pleasure. Note the similarity of tone and imagery. What...
When I ran a ski resort foodservice operation, we made what we called our "Junior Burgers" and patted them out in a public kitchen where people could see them being done. Hundreds every day. Guess how much they weighed?
No, try again.
Burger wars 2056Chris McGonnell Of course it is. Your "guess" I mean. I see you're even more moronic and ignorant than your dear, dear friend. For a...
Um, no, another guess...
Right 1-5 of a pound. Precisely 3.2 ounces.
No, you wouldn't. Too much of a moron. Not too good at catching sarcasm, either.
Here are two salient facts: 1) Handling ground meat more makes it stick together more. Pressing it together makes it stay together and results in a more substantial "bite" when eating it. 2) Your writing skills are right up there with your reading, logic, math and culinary ones.
Hey, here's another fact for free that I won't even put on the bill... 3) You know less than jackpoo about food.
Poor Stacia. Takes pride in ignorance of culinary technique. Can't catch the scornful dismissal of clearly absurd buttertions. And sees getting smacked around as a "complaint."
Burger wars 2059Why, sure. If you're going to stick with the labored attempts at being patronizing and clever, why not...
That remedial course down at the Vo-Tech is still open. Maybe you can learn to carry the light end of the board or maybe wash cars. Save you all the anguish that cooking and food obviously cause you.
And there's that imagination problem...
Pastorio
