Soren Lorensen Hygiene? You don't bathe in the soup!
But seriously, your points are well taken *except*... many people ARE rushing from one meeting to the next with no time to stop for a lengthy lunch. I'm not particularly young nor am I hip but I've had more than my share of days when I couldn't take a half hour for lunch, let alone an hour. (Note: I'm not one of those grab fast-food people, either... I was bringing leftovers and eating at my desk a lot of the time to help resolve difficult problems with databases being down, etc.) Campbell's isn't the one who created the concept of the busy working person, they are merely cashing in on it.
Curly Sue didn't say they are "grotesquely salty"; she said a "bit too salty". Surely no more salty than that package of cheese-PB crackers or microwave popcorn I've seen a lot of busy people call their quick lunch.
Campbell's would (snippage)
In a perfect world, of course. But Campbell's isn't responsible for the way the "corporate world" works nor for anyone's stress levels, relationships or anything of that nature.
Jill