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Chicken Titbits
Recipe By: posted to rec.food.cooking by Barb Schaller, 6-23-06 Serving Size: 6 Preparation Time: 0:00 Categories: Entrees
Amount Measure Ingredient Preparation Method 1 cup very fine bread crumbs 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese 2 tsp. MSG (optional) 2 tsp. salt 2 tsp. basil 1/2 tsp. thyme 4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves, about 20 oz., cut into 1-inch pieces 3/4 cup melted butter
Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Combine bread crumbs, cheese, seasoning and spices in a plastic bag large enough to hold chicken pieces. Dip chicken pieces in melter butter, then shake with spices in bag. Arrange chicken pieces in a single layer on a baking sheet.
Bake for 10 minutes. Makes 6-8 appetizer servings.
ÑÑÑÑÑ Notes: Source: Star Tribune Tastemaker, Sunday, March 9, 1997 (?) -- a high school lad who likes to cook. Made 3/20/97; did not use butter at all -- that might explain why I had so much leftover bread crumb mixture (and only made about half the recipe to boot)-- I tossed it. Also, I cut the breast meat into 1Ó wide strips rather than smaller pieces, for supper. Pretty good. Used a dunker sauce of sweet-hot mustard combined with nectarine jam.
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