Thus the angel of Satan appeared over the good folk of alt.atheism casting a dark evil shadow under its hideous black wings and bathing the newsgroup in a hideous red glow as of the fires of hell
On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:30:03 -0500, "Andrew B. Chung, MD-PhD"
Of the devil that has poor Chung in its grip and seeking to drive him out said:
To this Chung cried out in despair and struggling with the devil's graps of his throat managed to force through:
Brave for a moment and lifting his head he said:
But Satan once more held firm his grip on poor Chung and forced him to garble incoherent lies about Satan's enemy calling the truth 'bluster' again:
Seeing this hideous gnarled but comic figure the good folk of alt.atheism threw pink custard and rhubarb pies at the Chung as it hovered and either laughed with derision at how stupid it looked or went about their business unconcerned not taking any notice of the shadow knowing it will soon pbutt.
Fighting once more to tear himself free of his Lord Satan Chung cried with despair at his grotesque countenance and wailed:
Finally, Satan's grip strong again, with a hideous scream he cried:
(In other words "I'll be back")
And flew off custard dripping off its chinless face back to its LORD Satan unable to resist the dreaded call.
Good folk please wish poor Chung recovery from his terrible affliction, he needs our compbuttion and love more than ever Satan is within him and he needs our help to drive him out. Surgeon heal thyself.
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