jmcquown
All's really necessary is a big ole slab o' colby, a box of Ritz, Champagne... and a bath. Good idea to put on fresh undies and fresh linens on the bed too... those raunchy poo-stained rags you've been sleeping in for three weeks will negate even the fanciest schmanciest dinner. Decent gals are impressed with cleanliness... dust, vacuum, polish your furniture, windex all glbutt. Disinfect yer terlit and scrub the tar stains off your bath tub, have clean fluffy towels, fresh soap, a new in-the-box toothbrush, last thing you want displayed is an extra used toothbrush (even if it's yours, she'll never believe you use two)... which reminds me, make sure you've been to the dentist within the last four months... decent wimmen aren't impressed that you rely on sanitizing your mouth daily with dago red.
Raw Apple Cake recipeMelba's Jammin' We had a Mike Haralson here for a while, but he tried to get us to eat fish that smelled like lye...
Get rid of all the pictures of your exes... shoulda been burned a long time ago... 'specially those you snuck of them sleeping nekid... and about that 8 x 10 on top of the TV you took through the glbutt shower door of your sister... you'd be far better off with serving a fistful of slim jims and a six pack... but she is cute all pressed up against the glbutt. hehe
Sheldon
