How could I possibly

be out of garlic?!?!?!?

I always have about 3 heads in the produce bowl.

Where'd it all go?

How can I possibly make spinach and mushroom calzones with no garlic???

I can't stoop to using garlic powder. No way, never. But I don't even have a single clove. I used 3 cloves the other day for popcorn butter, finishing a head, but thgere's always another one. always. i buy the a few at a time. i use garlic a lot.

this is terrible.

if i go to the store for just garlic, i'll end up seeing 3 other things that i want (ice cream, swiss cheese, a new kind of olives at the antipasto bar), find a couple things thatare on the dollar sale so i might as well get a few, and then i'll remember that i ran out of soy sauce and rice wine vinegar earlier in the week. i'll spend money, no way i'll just get one stinkin' head of garlic.

since i drove up to trader joe's and spent almost $200 stocking up, i can't do that.

how did i POSSIBLY run out of garlic?!?!?!

.............................rackin, frackin, nitter, gritter, grumble, grouse............................