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ð What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
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ð What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. ð What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag. ð Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. ð What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. ð How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
