What about cooking meat? If you're going to go this route then you should go all the way with your argument. Early man did not cook meat. Thus, it is unnecessary for us to do so now. It's actually unhealthy to do so! The human body wasn't designed to eat cooked meat. Also. hell, why eat every day? They didn't! They went days without eating. We should too! It's healthy with out current lifestyles to not eat everyday. So here's what you do. Go to the local wooded lands, pick a few random berries. Bring them home. Feast on them for a good day or two. Then go out and kill yourself a deer. Drag it back home. Use a sharp rock to cut it open. Don't use knives. Early man didn't use them. They used rocks. We weren't meant to use knives. Use the sharp rock to ct open that deer. Cut off a slab and eat it. Yum. Feel those all natural life giving juices fill your mouth! Feel them dribbling down your chin. This is what man was meant to do! Be covered in blood. Eat nothing but that deer until it goes rancid. Then wait a few days. Start over.
Bah Gawd! Eating too many carbs is bad for you! Somebody alert the media! This might cause widespread obesity and other health disorders! I'm glad you saved me! I almost ate this entire bag of sugar and drank this nice thick glbutt of flour and water!
-- Stefan:
