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Virginia Tadrzynski

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Goomba38 You need to realize, and maybe you'd like to email me to discuss this - they've been married for...

My best friend and her family occasionally get Brown, Wet Chicken.

When her daughter was born, her son was about 3. That summer, my friend was struggling with a mild case of post-partum depression and an unusually warm summer. They had been out and about for several hours, and she was at the end of her patience when she offered a quick trip to a fast-food place for chicken nuggets. Her son instead asked for the "brown wet chicken in a box". They went back and forth for a while -- her trying to figure out what in the world he was talking about and he, being more 30 than 3, repeatedly telling her, "it's the brown wet chicken in a box. Take me to the store and I'll show you."

Finally they both gave up. Her son just sighed and said, "fine. I'll have chicken nuggets."

A few days later she was in Carr's (a higher end grocery store) and walked by their Asian deli when the penny finally dropped. Honey-sesame chicken. It's brown. It's 'wet', and when you buy it, it comes to you in a box.

Alexis.

 




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