Salad nightVirginia Tadrzynski There are 2 seasons when nothing seems appetizing and I don't want to bother cooking: extreme winter as in February, and extreme summer as is now. In the cold, I could be at...
I think this joke was posted earlier, but it fits the topic:
Guy used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind him asked if he had a dog(?)... (here's your sign)... On impulse, he told her that no, that he was starting The Purina Diet again, although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that he'd lost 50 pounds before he awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most his orifices and IVs in both arms.
He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to try it again.
At this time practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if he had been poisoned by the food, thus why he was in the hospital... He told her no; that he'd been sitting in the street licking his balls and a car hit him.
May the original posted stop in the middle of the interstate to 'lick his balls'
-ginny
