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Following up to Judith Umbria I usually drive straight through Glasgow, not because I don't like it (no real idea what...

A propos nothing related to cream (yet): shopping this afternoon, and although I like Waitrose better for food their cheapest range chicken was around £3.00-4.00, which is exactly what I pay at the local butcher for a very nice one. Good, I knew I was making the right choice. :)

Speaking of cartons, have you read the Smoothie ones? The small print about the trumpet had me exploding with laughter.

Picking an apple without your hands in a bucket of, Spreading it on stones or pavement to see it turn mossy as it ages, Pumping it through a lawn sprinkler against a blue background to make fantastic pictures, Watching a whipping demonstration by Gena Rowlands, Fill that fishtank car in London with then add psychedelic fish that appear out of nowhere, Throw it at the zombies in 28 days after to hide the blood and ruin the atmosphere for the whole film (can you take a zombie seriously when it's covered in custard? I can't), Place a cream filled whoppee cushion on the vicar's chair, Create a 5th column for the airs by giving the pigeons custard enemas, Pour a few thousands of gallons into the air conditioning at Microsoft headquarters, Create an Esther-Williams-in-a-custard-pool contest for the London Olympics?

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