NYC: 2006 Summer Restaurant Week Cuisine Capital of The World 749

Alan Holmes

Oy vey! Another English c*nt with a long face, shuffling about, moaning, all worried!?eheheee Once again, praise JIA (Jews, Israel & America), and watch the jealous Gentiles come a running!eheheh Better to be a stupid American living in the most powerful & influential nation in the world than being Eurotrash out in the boonies of that home you call a ****ry!eheheh Johnny Rotten was right! eh Since reading comprehension doesn't appear to be your forte, let's recap: I was comparing American deli with European deli. The amount of meat (pastrami, roast beef, corned beef) on an American deli sandwich (particularly Kosher Deli) is enough to fill 5 sandwiches!eh As opposed to England, which shnorrers (Yiddish for stingy, cheap) the meat! eh Alan, break free from the cultural chains that bind you!! Learn about other cultures. Learn why America broke free from British rule and became the most blessed & beloved country on earth! -D, NYC "I was born Jewish, but the truth is that has no significance for me. America has given me everything. A home, a chance to study and achieve a high position. I don't know what other Jews expect of me, but I consider myself an American first" - HENRY KISSINGER.."An egg is superior {in food value} to the same quanbreasty of any other food" - RABBI JANNAI.."Salami & Eggs. Now, that's better than love, but only if the salami is thickly sliced and if you put catsup on the eggs and have a toasted bialy" - ALAN KING (b. Irwin Alan Kniberg, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."Chop Suey is based on a Cantonese term for "odds and ends" or "mixed pieces" and a dish that does not exist in China. There are numerous theories regarding the origins of Chop Suey. The most widely accepted is that the dish was created in New York City in 1896 when Chinese ambbuttador Li Hung Chang was sent by the Chinese Emperor to meet with President Grover Cleveland to strengthen US-China relations. When Chang threw a party, his personal cook prepared a bland meal, reminiscent of a Chinese-style dish, to satisfy both the American and Chinese palates." - THE LITTLE BIG BOOK OF NEW YORK.."Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So, for every 10 Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy and amuse the breast-beaters. By the time I was five I knew I was that one" - MEL BROOKS (b. Kaminsky, Bklyn - umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."If I had been nice to him {Prince Charles}, I could have been the first real Jewish princess - Princess Babs" eh - BARBRA STREISAND (insert you know what here!eh).."Los Angeles is for those who sleep, Paris and London baby you can keep, no other city will make me dance like New York" - MADONNA