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PARTON: 'LEAVE MY BOOBS ALONE'
"Country music star DOLLY PARTON is keen to refute tabloid claims that her bounteous bosom is ruining her health.
The JOLENE singer is stunned that after so many years in the public eye, her breasts still attract tabloid attention.
She says, "(The tabloids) are always talking about my boobs... They are not that big, it's just that I'm little and they're big in comparison...
"They tell all these freak stories; that they are so big that I refuse to have 'em reduced, and they're so big that they're ruining my life and my health and they're breaking my back.
"They'll have things in the tabloids where it says I'm flat on my back, I can't move and I can't get up and down because of the boobs. And then in that same story, they'll have me having an affair with some lesbian or some young boy. I keep thinking, 'Well, if I'm that loveually active, I'm doing pretty good for a cripple flat on my back!'"
But Parton does admit that her chest can be weighty at time, adding, "They are heavy, but to be honest, if they get too heavy, I got some bongo stands I just go rest them on."
