I'm here, where are you you lame twats!
I'm off to bed now, I've got a bad head as I've been celebrating the great news that tennis ball head is staying!
Some redpooe in the pub told me that you won more games with him out of the team than when he played - is that true?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anyway I'm really pleased for you all, cos with Gerrard in your team you could only get 5th place (and that was only on goal diff from Bolton), yep Gerard makes such a difference to your team!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But the real reason I celebrated tonight is cos with £30m Beneathus could have brought in some top players to make your team into a top 3 team. Now he can't because tennis ball head's contract will cost him over £20m. So it's goodbye Figo and hello Crouch!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh and this is funny also:
I don't know who he is but all I can say is:
Another redpooe made to look a thick twat - chalk it up!
Good night, normal service will be resumed in the morning - burp!
Bernie The Bolt - 'Basically, Liverpool are pooe' - Bob Paisley
