Manchester United have apparently set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by their current form.
Travel advice from Ged PoyntonLFC stadium manager and safety officer for those who don't know) Fans flying on official trips will be taken to the Istanbul Sabiha Gokcen...
The number is 0800 10 10 10.
Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.
Once again the number is
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Michael Barrymore has offered Manchester United £1 million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 buttholes jumping up and down.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What do Manchester fans use as birth control? A: Their personalities.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan? A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
BENITEZ INTERESTED IN LA LIGA DUOBENITEZ INTERESTED IN LA LIGA DUO Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez is reportedly eyeing Real Zaragoza defender Gabriel Milito and Valencia midfielder Mohamed Sissoko. The Spanish tactician has stated that...
Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator? A: A Man U fan is a real dick
Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane? A: Diahorrea
Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What have Man Utd and a 3-pin plug got in common? A: They're both bugger-all use in Europe.
