F.A.O. PodI'm an ignorant half English--Irishman So do me the honour of not taking or extracting the URINE ie...
MANUEL: Mr Fawlty! Mr Fawlty! All ze footaball plaayers, zey are all gone from Espana. Ze ave all gone and now zey all play in Mr Benitez redpooe team. CAPT MAINWERING: You stupid boy! MANUEL: Me stupid? You are in ze wrong sitcome! CAPT MAINWARING: Have you got your pistol Wilson? SGT WILSON: Yes sir, I think I've got it here somewhere... SGT WILSON: Do you think that's wise sir? CORP JONES: Permision to speak sir! I'd like to volunteer to shoot the CAPT MAINWARING: Carry on Wilson. don't like it up 'em! RAFA: Mierda! I wbutta just about to signa him, who ze fcuking hell can I signa now? FRASER: I'll sign fer ye wee redpooe teem laddie. RAFA: Do you speaka the Spanish? FRASER: Aye. Ma daddy was a Glasactico! RAFA: Okey cokey, wbutta your name? FRASER: Fraser. RAFA: Okey cokey, I call you Miguel. Right, justa one more to sign then the Easyjet give me 15% ticket discount. Paco... get that Rodney from the Fools and Horses on ze phone. Aska him if he speaka ze Spanish. If he does we swapa him for Crouch, no one notice, zey both lanky streaks offa piss!
Derek AcorahLiverpool Football Club have appointed spiritual medium Derek Acorah to try and help find potential investors. The star of UK Living's 'Most Haunted' and 'Ghost Towns' was hired by...
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