Andrew "Freddie" Flintoff

You're boring me with this now and you must be aware that no other f***ers apart from you and I are reading this so the whole NG is probably bored now also Here, I'll prove it:

'Hello!'

See! No f***er answered.

Right, let me spoil your little game for you. I take it that your small minded little brain is making mention to the fact that the newsreader I use can't handle long sigs like the one I currently use, which means that if I don't drop line breaks in certain places then it will show up on some newsreaders as one long line and people'll have to scroll for half a mile to the right to read it. However putting in line breaks means that those that use other types of newsreaders may find that the line breaks I put in actually duplicate the line breaks that their own reader puts in, so it might give a line then another line with just a few words, then another line etc etc. The fault here is with the newsreader and not with the way I set the sig up. If it looks weird on your screen then tough poo, it looks weird on other people's screen but no one else has complained, in fact since I've started doing my 'LFC Manager quotes' I've had about half a dozen posts from kopites who like them and find them funny.

So if this 'little secret' that you've been chunnering on about for the last few days is to do with the fact that my sig may not be set out right on your PC then all I can say is you're a sad lame twat, because making a point about this is the equivalent of a spelling flame i.e. it's the content of the post (or sig) that's important not the way something is spelt or laid out.

On the other hand if your 'little secret' is nothing to do with my sig then you're right, I haven't got a clue what you're on about, but that's no problem cos a wino fell out of Yates's the day as I was pbutting and said 'The beans are taking over the world' and I don't have a clue what he was talking about either. The link between what he said and what your 'little secret' is that I don't give a poo what either of you are on about, and don't intend to waste a moment of my time asking brain dead f***tards to explain themselves.

So there you have it, if I'm right I've proved you wrong cos you've been saying for days I didn't know what you were going on about, and if I'm wrong then maybe the bean guy at Yates was you and I've been swapping posts with a deadbeat wino. TBH most of your posts look like they've been written by someone who's pissed. I mean what the f*** was 'I'll show you no mercy' all about, you daft twat!

Bernie The Bolt - 'Gerard Houllier was actually a French chef employed by Rick Parry to prepare meals for the players. One day he pinned a sheet of paper on the wall, I buttumed it was a menu. I couldn't believe it when I looked and saw it was 'his' team sheet. It seemed an ok selection so I left the paper on the wall; we won 3-0 that day. Four weeks later I was sacked. To this day I still don't know what the f*** happened.' - Roy Evans