In his own words:
Oi, Bolt 1543Ah but your missing the fact that the only way Bolt could get himself out of this was to say it was a wind up all along. I knew he...
This may come as a shock to you, Bernie, but our world does not revolve around uk.sport.football.clubs.liverpool. Apart from you, no-one here is presently tied to Usenet. In victory we can absorb copious amounts of alcohol; we can still laugh, cheer, and watch endless replays of Steven Gerrard lifting our 5th (yes 5th) European Cup. Furthermore, with a few mouse clicks I can read and post messages to any number of relevant discussion forums, other than this one.
Sadly, the bitterness that drives you also blinds you. You are powerless and cannot alter reality. You cannot hurt us, our club, or disappear our 5th European Cup (not a single bruise can you inflict). On the other hand, every time you wake up in the morning and try to escape the nightmare, our 5 European Cups will still be there. Gleaming in reality, forevermore.
Oi, Bolt 1545not. As did BtB right (not this empty BtB used to my mind the lowest form of trolling. I enjoy reading troll posts but his...
To the tune of Ken Dodd's clbuttic, 'Happiness':
Oh bitterness, bitterness, The only thing the blues possess, I thank the lord that I've been blessed, With none of the bluepooe bitterness...
To me this world is a wonderful place, A red and white glow all over my face, I feel so good to be alive, European cups, oh we've got five....
Oh bitterness, bitterness, The only thing the blues possess, Moyes, Stubbs, Kenwright and Keith Wyness, Are full of that Everton bitterness.
The bitters were living in a land of dreams, "You'll lose if you ever face a decent team", But Juventus, Chelsea and Milan tried, And they couldn't beat us so the bluepooe cried...
Oh bitterness, bitterness, The only thing that they possess, All of the bastards in the local press, Keep pumping out that People's Club bitterness.
At half time AC thought they had us beat, The bluepooe were dancing in the North Wales streets, But Stevie G was playing like a man possessed, So all they've got now is their bitterness...
Oh bitterness, bitterness, The only thing that they possess, I thank the Lord that we're the best, So we don't have any of their bitterness.
They say that Milan Baros was offside, They say that Steven Gerrard took a dive, They say Jerzy Dudek shouldn't have no pride, But they've got none and we've got ####ING FIVE.
Oh bitterness, bitterness, The only thing that they possess, If it wasn't for Heysel they would be the best, But they prefer living in bitterness.
