There's nothing to understand, you lot sing cringingly bad songs, example....
We've got a big Pole (Tune: The whole world in his hand's)
We've got a big Pole in our goal We've got a big Pole in our goal We've got a big Pole in our goal We've got a big Pole in our goal
We've got Biscan (Tune: Jacobs Club advert)
If you like Croatian players We've got Biscan in our club
It's Sami Hyypia (Tune: The Addams Family)
In our defensive foursome He's absolutely awesome From corners he will score some It's Sami Hyypia
With a lad like that (Tune: Help!, Beatles
He's Hyypia, yeah, yeah He's Hyypia, yeah, yeah and with a lad like that you know we can't be bad
gutiGuti eyes up Premiership switch Guti will be a target for a host of clubs Real Madrid's Guti has revealed he wants play...
Didiman (Tune: Batman Theme)
Didi, didi, didi, didi Didi, didi, didi, didi Hamann, Hamann Hamann Didi, didi, didi, didi Hamann
Hamann Hamann (Come On Come On, Gary Glitter)
Hamann Hamann, Hamann Hamann, Hamann Hamann, Dietmar!
Stand by Hamann (Tune: Stand by Hamann)
Stand by Hamann (da da-da da-da) And tell the world you love him He never gets to score a goal.
da da, da da da
Stand by Hamann We never cheered a German But this one plays for Liverpool
Staaand byyyy Haaaaamaaaaaaaaaaan
Bernie The Bolt