Right through the final leg of the season it's been...
"That late goal against Bayer will cost you"
"You've got no chance against Juventus"
"That Carson's thrown your chance away, loser!"
"Lucky cunts, Chelsea will do you"
"Don't matter what you do at their ground, Chelsea only have to score 1 and you wankers won't get 2!"
"Milan will poo all over you lot from a great height"
"Make sure your coach driver drops off the AA Road Map of Europe at Goodison losers"
"Pity you won't be there next season to defend it"
Clutching at Straws... 1454OK, let's slow this one down for you... "Except we won't will we?" I'm asking YOU for your unbiased and honest opinion. I'm not...
"They won't change the rules of the game for you"
"You lot will be out for the group stage"
All this lot from Bluepooe and Scum fans. f***ing wankers, stumbling from one bitter hope to the next in a daze, stinking of the pooe that are their own sides. LMFAO! Get back in the shadows, and start burning the season ticket applications in your dead Grandad's name, you sad f***s!
As I said in a meeting the other day, "You boys better get used to this, cos I'm f***ing untouchable for a full year! CHAMPIONS!!!"
Craig