On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 12:40:21 -0000, "Joey Boswell"
Duh, yeah I'm a kopite, I support dem cos dey is de bestest team in the ever has been
Is it any wonder people make jokes like these:
Did you hear about the kopite who thought that an innuendo was an Italian suppository?
How can you tell if a female kopite owns a vibrator? By the chipped teeth!
Why do kopites have little holes all over their faces? Theyāre from eating with forks!
Why couldnāt the kopite write the number 11? Cos he didnāt know which Ī1ā came first!
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Why did the kopite get badly injured whilst drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
How do you keep a kopite busy for days? Give him a piece of paper with Īplease turn overā written on both sides!
A big-boobed waitress came up to a kopite in a cafZ and asked him for an order. The kopite read her nametag, then said, ĪDebbieā. Oh thatās nice. What do you call the other one!ä
What do you call a good-looking woman with a kopite? A hostage!
Why do kopites always wash themselves in the sink? Where else do you wash vegetables!
What do you call a female kopite with two brain cells? Pregnant!
A kopite heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home so he moved!
A kopite with a parrot perched on his shoulder, walks into a bar. The barman said, Wow, thatās really lovely, where did you get him? In Norway the Parrot replied. Theyāve got millions of em over there!
Why did God create kopites? So ugly & stupid women would have someone too.
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What do you see when you look into a kopites eyes? The back of his head!
How can you tell that a fax has been sent by a kopite? Itās got a stamp on it!
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Whatās the difference between a drawing pin and Liverpool Football Club? Thereās a point to a drawing pin!
Did you here about the kopite who had to go to hospital after trying experimenting with cyberlove. He badly bruised his dick after repeatedly banging it down hard against the ĪENTERā key!
Why canāt kopites ever get haemorrhoids? Cos theyāre perfect arseholes!
How many kopites does it take to change a lightbulb? 50, 1 to hold the lightbulb and 49 to turn the ceiling!
How do you get a one armed kopite out of a tree? Wave to him!
Bernie The Bolt -- 'Rush and Aldridge looked very alike so when Rushie signed for Juventus we sent Aldridge instead. We thought we'd got away with it then a Trading Standards officer turned up. We eventually had to send the real Rush and to make matters worse the officer found that all the shirts in the club shop were pirate ones bought from a stall in Great Homer St Market. It was a very embarrbutting time for the club.' - Kenny Dalglish
