Dirty Rooney f***s up THE VIDEO

i shall spell it out for you, as you do seem to be struggling somewhat with this whole reading malarky.

this is your reply to Diego's original post aimed at Red Forever.

now see, here is your first insinuation that Diego is nothing but one of scoopex's alternate accounts used for replying to his own posts.

he then called you a sad cunt, which prompted you to post the following:

still following? not going too fast for you am i?

now this is where Eyan (who has posted in the sunderland group for as long as i can remember, and while he can be an irritating twat a lot of the time, seems canny enough and can take as much banter as he dishes out.) chipped in with his Yawn, suggesting what the rest of us were thinking; that your "joke" was about as funny as Paul Ross's left testicle.

you then followed up the "Yawn" with this gem:

which is where i joined the thread with:

which, if you have been paying attention, is relating to the topic of your original intervention regarding Diego and then your further buttumption that Eyan was also one of scoopex's cronies.

now it seems that this is the bit where you lost the plot completely, and seemed to forget everything you had typed out previous to Eyan's post.

i even explained that i was referring to your original dig at Diego when i mentioned Red Forever's post, which was the one which originally kicked off this sorry excuse for an argument.

look, i even said it here:

of course, that must have gone completely over your head.

instead you chose to try and, quite valiantly for one so ocularly challenged as it happens, ignore my points and just claim you were clever and hard and all that.

if you still can't follow this thread, i really do suggest you give learndirect a call in the morning, i'm sure they will have some literacy courses which will be of great benefit.

you can reach them on 0800 100 900 and i'm sure they'd love to hear from you.

unlike the rest of us. --

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