Now you see scrote, that's where you let yourself down. Had you said you had a friend of a friend who knew one of the players then one or two people might have believed you. Mind you as it's common knowledge that you have no friends then maybe that isn't a good example.
Ok, let's suppose you'd said that your girlfriend's father worked for the FA... mind you we're still in fantasy land here aren't we, with you having a girlfriend.
Ok, let's suppose you'd said you'd found one in the street... then again, *you* actually leaving your bedsit and stepping outside, we're still in unbelievable territory.
Ok, I've got one now... the postman delivered one to your house by mistake. Instead of delivering it to a house in Liverpool they delivered some poor sod's ticket through the letterbox of your bedsit in Birmingham. Now if you'd set that then maybe, just maybe one or two may have believed you actually got a ticket and went.
However as we all know you make a 'living' selling dogy TV cards on Ebay it's likely that you would struggle to get the money to buy a programme for the match never mind a ticket.
But this of course is my opinion only, let's see what everyone else says. Anyone here actually believe Scrote went to the match?
BTW Sorry Ted but you're excluded from giving your opinion because as you lie about everything else e.g. your car, your earnings etc, no one will believe you anyway.
(waits)
Bernie The Bolt -- 'Blue shirts good, red shirts bad' - George Orwell
