Football

To be honest, I subscribed to this thinkin there'd be some sensible football debate..... Perhaps it was a little silly of me, knowin that Chelski fans have come out of the woodwork before their brains had matured and their common sense developed. I'm off to talk with my 17 month old son, as he knows more than the likes of Darth Simian (WTF??), SteveH and the f***in twats that think Maureen and Whinger are Gods. You lot.....get a life. It takes years to 'build' a football club properly. Then - and only then - if you can keep that strength for several more years do you have the 'right' to imagine your clubs worth talkin about. Read the history, take it all in, and you'll see theres maybe two clubs in England with anythin to shout about, and quite obviously thats us and the Manx pooe. (Sorry, force of habit, hate givin them credit, even if deserved) Arse are maybe gettin there, thanx largely to borin Georgie Graham, but no other London club can hold a candle to the top two English teams in history. And before any of you mockneys wanna shout "history, all f***in history", so was 1966, and as a Scotland fan, I'm sick of hearin it, but its (unfortunately) the f***in truth. Come back when your Championships reach double figures, when your Euro achievements progress beyond semi-finals and the world talks of 'longin to play at Stamford Bridge or The Emirates (?) stadium.' Face facts, Chelski are a flash in the pan, simple way of a Ruski moneybags, with too much time on his hands, findin himself somethin to do. Hopefully that guy comin into Portsmouth can do somethin for them too, and maybe prove how your club have achieved nothin over a period of time (which has to be the most satisfyin way i.e. Shanks, Paisley et al) and have simply gatecrashed with an attitude of "Do you know who I am?" type celebrities on an uninvited nite out.

Now, theres a thought, stick Whinger and Maureen in the celebrity Big Brother house, with no chance of early parole......