Have you been reading Drogba's book on grammar and punctuation, Bill? 'Eats, Shoots and Misses'.
I don't think you are, generally, a bitter person. You've made no sense in here over the years, but you've usually done it in an entertaining way.
I think you're bitter at the moment because we have trumped your achievement this season... tomorrow night, regardless of the result, will be the singular image of English football that will be shown, and remembered, around the world; and no amount of your dirty oil money has been enough to buy you an invitation... rather like you never got an invitation to hang round in here, but still do: the 100% epitome of Billy No Mates.
Rant? I'm just trying to help you to see yourself at the same cuntitude that we all see you, that's all, William. Hardly a rant.
Enjoy it! But it's getting a little flat, isn't it, that Welsh champagne? Not as good as the new Turkish vintage.
Cardiff doesn't even register on the radar. It's ISTANBUL all the way!
Change your breakfast cereal.
The troll's mating call. Have you found a mate, yet, Bill He No Mates?
