Tactics 3963Ren" surrender mentioned think goal and unlikely, defenders, will of ever back H, 4-1 better?...no, certainly not. It is also interesting...
Sc1 Location: Timbo's House DAY 2.45pm
TIMBO SITS AT HIS COMPUTER DESK.
Timbo: Now let's see, how do I switch this thing on....
A LOUD ELECTRICAL CRACKLE AS TIMBO INSERTS A SCREWDRIVER INTO THE FLOPPY DISC SLOT.
Timbo: Whoops! That's not right.
HE SEES THE START BUTTON.
Timbo: Aha! Eurekei!
PRESSES BUTTON, THE PC STARTS UP
Timbo: (sings to himself) Start me up, do do do do do do do, start me up...
HIS MOTHER SHOUTS FROM DOWNSTAIRS
Mum: Timbo! Have you done your homework yet?
Timbo: Just doing it mum.
Mum: Well get a move on, I've got chores for you to do... and your granny needs shagging again.
Timbo: (to himself )Oh I hate that job, I wish Dad would go back to doing it.
THE PC FLICKERS INTO LIFE.
Timbo: Now let's see if anyone has replied to any of my posts.
CHECKS USENET.
Timbo: No reply to that one... no rely to that one
TWENTY MINUTES LATER
Timbo: .... no reply to that one... no rely to that one... aha! A reply! Oh it's from Bernie The Bolt!
READS POST
Timbo: The horrible swine, he's done it again, he's made me look a thick twat. Right I'll show him.
TYPES FURIOUSLY
Tactics 3964Les, There are often a lot of teams who are thought of as lesser lights who...
Timbo: There, that'll show him. Now I'd just better run spell-check because he always make me look stupid when I get simple words wrong, like when I spelt 'won' as 'one'. Now which button is spell-check? There that one.
HE PRESSES SEND
Timbo: poo! Stop, stop, don't send!
TOO LATE. THE POST HAS BEEN SENT
Timbo: Oh dear. I think Bernie's going to make me look a thick twat again! No wonder he calls me Bimbo!
Sc1 Location: Timbo's House, Granny's Bedroom DAY 3.00pm
Timbo: No Granny, sorry, but I have to draw the line somewhere. If you're going to suck my dick I insist you put your teeth in.....
Bernie The Bolt - 'In those days players weren't as highly paid as now, so most of us had part time jobs. Jimmy Case was a bouncer at the She Club, Tommy Smith used to open supermarkets as a Charles Bronson look-alike and Everton's Alan Ball and I were the voices of Pinky & Perky on TV.'
