Italy penalty 229

You're all high and mighty and sanctimonious about when other players do it but not a whisper about when Gerrard does it.

Have a look at this:

Yes that's right the instant Gerrard was violently buttaulted from behind in the Champions League in Istanbul last year. Alonso went on to take the penalty that led to our third goal, and the equaliser.

Now if you study this closely you will find that Gerrard was so violently buttaulted he had time to remember to put his right arm up to claim the penalty. He even had time to dictate his memoirs and say goodbye to his wife and kids before his two knees hit the deck. ANd in case there was ever any doubt about it he bent his right foot back fully to make it look as though he had been shot by the wing cannons on a B52 planter. The expression on his face before his tragic dissolution is one of heartbreaking suffering and excruciating pain, coupled with a glance towards the penalty spot to make sure he really is inside the 18 yard box when he goes down

Off your high horses lads before you embarrbutt us all over again -- + His Holiness Pope Pompous XVIII

Prayer for the Day -- "Oh Lord keep Me humble"