TED:- Bet you a £1000 Liverpool finish above Everton next year.
Bolt:- HOEKAY!!
TED:- Lets get a barrister to make up a contract.
Bolt:- No, dont trust you.
TED:- What about a Website
Bolt:- HOEKAY! But you set it up, the whole bet, your job.
TED:- ok, i'll do it, give me your details.
Bolt:- No, give me yours. Abuse, bollox, abuse....
The Bet A SolutionIt's clear that this online bet isn't going to happen. I deposited £1,000 in my online betting account from my bank account today. In three days time it will clear and show in my...
TED:- But you want me to set up the bet.
Bolt. Your a poohouse, abuse, excuse, abuse.
TED:- Ive done my bit have you.I need your details
Bolt:- Have ya bollox, prove it. Abuse, bollox, abuse....
TED:- I have done it.Give me your details?
Bolt:- I have set up the bet and transfered the money... Abuse, bollox, abuse....
TED:- How did you do it.
Bolt:- Switch
TED:- Prove it by ansewring this question. Have you deposited the money in the new account?
Bolt:- YES
TED:- So why have I been told it takes a few days and lots of confirmation to which you only get whey you request the transaction.
Bolt:- Abuse, bollox, abuse....
TED:- You wont make the bet will you
Bolt, The bet off -Abuse, bollox, abuse....Ive won (whatever the f*** that means?...ed)
Safe to say, Bolt...this is your life!!
