IT HAS JUST BEEN ANNOUNCED THAT LIVERPOOL FC ARE GOING TO HAND THEIR EUROPEAN CUP OVER TO MANCHESTER UNITED, IN RECOGNITION OF UNITED'S VASTLY SUPERIRO ACHIEVEMENT S IN EUROPE OVER THE LAST 40 YEARS
LIVERPOOL, WHO GOT TO KEEP THE TROPHY LAST YEAR AS IT WAS THEIR FIFTH WIN, SAID THAT THEY WERE GIVING THE TROPHY TO UNITED BECAUSE MANCHESTER UNITED HAD MORE TO ENDURE IN THEIR PURSUIT OF ONE EUROPEAN CUP IN TWENTY YEARS. FOR EXAMPLE THEY HAD TO ENDURE A WORELD WAR, A GLOBAL ECONOMIC DOWNTURN, A MEDIA BLACKOUT, FAMINE IN AFRICA, THE REBUILDING OF THE SIDE AND 9-11
LIVERPOOL ACCEPTED THAT THESE ADVERSE CONDITIONS MADE MANCHESTER UNITED'S SOLITARY WIN IN 1999 ALL THE MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN LIVERPOOL'S FIVE WINS AND SO THEY GLADLY HANDED THE TROPHY OVER IN A CEREMONY AT THE MANCHESTER UNITED MUSEUM OF FANTASTIC ILLUSIONS, SPONSORED BY THE BRITISH MEDIA THE ROYAL FAMILY THE GOVERNMENT HEADED BY TONY BLAIR WHO MISSED AN IMPORTANT COMMONS VOTE ON THE WAR JUST TO BE THERE FOR ALEX AND OF COURSE SKY
-- + His Holiness Pope Pompous XVIII
Apologies to all the decent fans out there offended by this post
You know who you are
