Pure and utter pooe the pair of you.
Can Crouch kick a ball? I don't f***ing think so. Almost died from seriously cracked ribs due to excessive laughter when Keys asked the question before the game was he up to Liverpools colours.
Has there ever been anyone up to "Liverpools colors" in say, the past ten years?
Don't say Steven Gerrard because we all know thats the easy answer. He's the luckiest bastard on the pitch today by a country mile. As for United, how the f*** can one team with so many poo players have all that luck and not convert ONE chance? Ok granted you were playing Liverpool and all..
That wee prick of an owner you have needs to dig into his pockets and start buying some decent players now come on.. Fletcher? How old is Van Nistelpooe now, 40? Big long f***ing head on him, everyone saying he wasn't good enough last season - newsflash - he hasn't been good for years even before he went to the f***ing premiershiip he was pooe.
Whats up with Wayne Rooney, did he marry the wee chav girlfriend of his after all? No wonder he's a f***ing lunatic on the pitch.. I would be too if I had to live with a wee chav tramp like that.. Did he get any wedding cards? (remember, I heard he and his girlfriend only accept yellow and red ones so choose carefully now you lot..)
Attention Man U fans, are you still on that buzz thinking you'll be champions league contenders? Well, I'm sure the few of you who still take the LSD are.. although there are definitely dillisional fans around you thinking all sorts of things.
Don't get me started again on those scouser pack of bastards. How the f*** you won that champions league last season I'll never know. Talk about taking the f***ing piss...
By the way, Celtic won today, and I'm happy with the result. I heard Michael Owen scored for Newcastle (Liverpool fans might remember him as the guy that went to a better team only to be found out there to be the ordinary player every intelligent football fan was saying he was) and also, I'm awaiting some insightful comments such as "f*** off" (which is about as insightful as you lot get really, isn't it?).
Tell you what, I'll leave you all to ponder over those few little pointers I've made out, and when you finally come to your senses, let me know what you think. (try to be coherent, ok? Try to.. for the love of your club try to).
JCH
