Obviously he hasn't been watching us at all. Obviously he hasn't noticed Bolton, who played with nothing BUT heart (albeit a nasty one) and scored two against us. Obviously he hasn't watched our glorious attacking display, with combinations that would make Drogba weep. f***tard, that one.
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has claimed Liverpool are just a one trick pony as all they can do is defend.
The Reds recently kept an impressive 10 consecutive clean sheets in The Premiership prior to conceding against Everton, but it is not their ability to protect their goal that has the Portuguese tactician flustered.
Mourinho believes it is difficult to hit the back of the net against teams utilising Liverpool's style and that you have to out-think your opponents rather than playing with your heart.
"In fact they defend very well," explained Mourinho, "But they offer nothing else other than that.
"It is very difficult to score goals when you take on a team playing with that style.
"If you are playing that sort of team you have to do it with your head. You have to take your heart out and place it to one side.
"If you play with your heart it is practically impossible to get past their defence.
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"And by playing that way, they create a good number of chances and get at you on the counter-attack."
Liverpool will have the chance to exact revenge for their 4-1 thumping by The Blues at Anfield when they travel to Chelsea on February 5, live on Sky Sports 1.
