On Tue, 09 Aug 2005 10:12:15 +0100, ScoopeX
Yes I have, here is my thesis:
You have to write 'chuckle' at the end of your posts because no one replies to your posts 'ever' with LOL or similar. So, much in the same way as pooe TV programs use canned laughter, you write 'chuckle' at the bottom of your posts in the misguided hope that people will look at your posts and find them funny. This is actually a waste of the second or so it takes you to write the word because no one, not even those who support the same team as you, find anything worth laughing about in your posts. However as you spend your life in a council bed-sit playing PC games and communicating only with your cat, the time you waste is inconsequential as you have f*** all else to do with your life.
When your posts end with PMSL it's usually because you've made a joke about the Munich disaster, this you think is absolutely hilarious and therefore warrants a change from 'chuckle' to 'PMSL'. But it's those sort of 'jokes' that have ostracised you from your fellow reds and left you alone and isolated. It's clear you have no friends in life and don't even have virtual friends on the net.
My advice is to close down your net account, open a new one, get a new ISP and IP address, change your name and return and start again pretending to be someone else, try and avoid being a stupid cunt and see if you can actually get people to like you. Either that or do the other reds a favour and go and support ManU or Chelsea, on those NGs you can be a complete and utter moron and fit in perfectly
End of thesis.
Bernie The Bolt - 'Gerard Houllier was actually a French chef employed by Rick Parry to prepare meals for the players. One day he pinned a sheet of paper on the wall, I buttumed it was a menu. I couldn't believe it when I looked and saw it was 'his' team sheet. It seemed an ok selection so I left the paper on the wall; we won 3-0 that day. Four weeks later I was sacked. To this day I still don't know what the f*** happened.' - Roy Evans
