Hello, $1M0N! You wrote on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:13:21 GMT:
A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her bust bigger. He said 'try rubbing toilet paper between your tits, it's worked for your arse'.
My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having love with his patients, it's a real shame cause he's a really good vet.
Woman walks past a pet shop with a sign reading 'For sale clitoris licking frog' She goes in and the shopkeeper say's 'Bonjour Madame'.
Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much, it scared the s**t out of me. So today I decided I'm never reading again.
Mourinho as gracious as ever 4133zAz (Dan) Why would I try and have a decent point with someone who beleives that his club well be up there again because they were once the...
Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'what's your mum like?' Little girl replies 'Big cocks and vodka'.
A couple in a cafe in Llangollen asks 'Can you settle an argument for us and pronounce where we are, VERY slowly?' The waitress leaned over and said ........ 'Burrr gurrr king'.
Boss has to lay off Ann or Jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say's 'I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off. 'You better jack off, I've got a headache'.
Sorry I haven't been in touch, a friend was rushed to hospital to have a dangerous mole removed from his penis...he won't be shagging one of those again!
Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of tinsel...They say it's only for the Christmas period.
A woman goes to her doctor with a bit of lettuce hanging out of her pussy. Doc say's 'that looks nasty'. She say's 'Nasty? It's just the tip of the iceberg!
don't worrydope man funny how all the "critics", "journos" and "pundits" were saying post Istanbul that the ONE thing...
Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the receptionist asks 'do you have reservations?' The bride answers 'Yes, I won't take it up the arse'!
