OK here's a challenge for Ted....
In the thread entitled 'HELP', Ted just posted this:
'I had no idea how psychologically damaging kicking your arse round Usenet would be to you. You've really never recovered from those early lessons I taught you have you?'
Anyone who's read any of his posts will know that Ted doesn't 'kick arses on Usenet, neither does he 'give lessons', however he frequently *says* he does. In his mind you win an argument on Usenet simply by saying you've won, therefore in his mind if he *says* he's made someone look stupid then he has, irrespective of whether or not he has actually managed to do so.
So here's my challenge Ted... prove it! Show us all 3 occasions where you have genuinely beaten me in an a Usenet argument and made me look stupid. I'm give you until Friday night at 23.59 to do this. If you haven't done this by then I'll post my 3 occasions where I've *clearly* made you look stupid and we can put an end once and for all strategy.
If you can't provide 3 *clear* instances by Friday night and I can, Usenet history!
(throws down glove)
So Ted, now's your chance to prove to everyone just what a 'Usenet God' you are!
Bernie The Bolt -- 'Rush and Aldridge looked very alike so when Rushie signed for Juventus we sent Aldridge instead. We thought we'd got away with it then a Trading Standards officer turned up. We eventually had to send the real Rush and to make matters worse the officer found that all the shirts in the club shop were pirate ones bought from a stall in Great Homer St Market. It was a very embarrbutting time for the club.' - Kenny Dalglish
