Ok balls on the line time..... 1799

cacked this f***in treat out!

f***in great!............nobody on here has heard of the CKY dog fence prank call then yer f***in gormless balloons?

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SCREAMINGWITCH!

..and that's why witchcraft is not for everyone.

Nevermore (There is no spoon){alt.religion.wicca} applaud!!!

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Please rebutture me that people don't actually take advice from the barack room lawyers on this newsgroup - some of the advice and answers I have seen here lately are downright dangerous....If you need legal advice then see a solicitor or in the first case Citizens Advice..people on here just guess 90% of the time and come out with some absolute rubbish.{Gaz a twat who posts in uk dot legal}

When you post peoples personal info, It's show that you have nothing left and have been spanked real good. To bad you fell for that phony # and addy.=(PMD.alt.talk.bollocks PI revealer)

This is what happened. I was riding home on my mule holding my rooster and hen. My mule stopped on me. Now my mule won't move until I scratch him behind the ears. Well the pastor's wife was walking by. I only said "Pardon me Mrs. Hillbunker but would you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my butt", and the next thing I know is that the police have me on the ground, handcuffed, and beating me with billy clubs.

(Tavish-some twat f***er on usenet)

"You have a woman's hand, milord! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm." "Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er felt the lash of a cat 'o' nine tails, been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabin boy." "Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! I'll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it." "Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly person fish. " (- Mad Captain Rum-on blackadder)

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one make two, two and one make three, It was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow And the grbutt doth grow... Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail, And the beast was done. He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Tenasious -d)

Breaker, breaker, lookout, watch your back Be afraid there's a Frisbee-like cat who's a mighty sharp blade. So the feared and revered reputation was made of..... Sailcat(cow and chicken)

"You're a very empty person. If I were of a superstitious bent, I would seriously pray for you. Being of a more rational mien, I realise you are simply irredeemable. Whoever turned you into the person you are has a lot to answer for, one way or another."---(JAF:-FAT netKKKoppin bastard from uk.misc

i change my sig everree now and then.its no big deal... like an insect that needs attention with a can of aerosol and a lighter,, they are both short lived (Screamingwitch -her highness-free.uk.talk.sheffield

"No one takes any notice of trolls posting through alt.net.news or whatever anonymous server you idiots use." -- Mike Clayton cunt and netKKKop from uk.local yorkshire

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Frater V.V.L Hierophant Temple of Anubis No.2 Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn Rosicrucian Order of Alpha et Omega.

def leppard....that is all...goodbye