Ted, the f***tard astro-nought, is still in lame twat orbit after having been jettisoned out of his own NG by the mighty Usenet Cyber General Bernie The Bolt. He's now floating towards the Everton NG, let's see how he gets on....
Hey Bolt...and anotherYou lot are f***ing lucky to be in the qualifying rounds, so again, shut the f*** up and quit your gobpooe moaning! ---------------------- "When we formulated the new regulations we did not think of...
PADRE TED: So... we got in the Champions League! EVERTON PERSON: Really Ted? And how did you manage that? PADRE TED: We qualifi... er, we qualfyie.... er, we qualofyde... it doesn't matter how, we're in! EVERTON PERSON: No you're not Ted, you're only in the qualifiers. PADRE TED: The quaff-a-liars? EVERTON PERSON: No, but that's close enough. You're not in the ECL Ted, you've got to play some matches first. PADRE TED: Mum told me never to play with matches. EVERTON PERSON: So will you be going to any games? PADRE TED: Yeah, Barceloney. EVERTON PERSON: You won't be able to play them for a while, you have to play in Round 1 first. PADRE TED: Against who? EVERTON PERSON: Really pooty teams like FC Sherriff PADRE TED: That sounds like a good game. Can I wear my cowboy outfit?
Baros to stayBernie won't find his beloved Beattie on this table either Euro 2004 - Portugal Top Scorers Pos. Player Team Goals 1 Milan Baros Czech Republic 5 2 Wayne Rooney England 4 2 Ruud...
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TED THE f***TARD ASTRO-NOUGHT
Ted The f***tard Astro-nought is a Bernie The Bolt production ©
Bernie The Bolt - From the Liverpool NG 14-06-05.... Bernie The Bolt: Are Liverpool the only European Cup winners too pooe to qualify for the following year's competition? Padre Ted: No, Real Madrid also Clbuttic!
