Pope Pompous apologized today over the shocking tackle he had on display in last months edition of Lifters of Cbuttocks. The bi monthly magazine comes our 5 times a year and much to the dismay of the Vatican, Pope Pompous has been overly spread amoung the pages of the last 7 issues. 2 of which fell foul of UK obscenity laws. They were particulary upset when one issue showed Pope aparently counting his rosary beads with out the use of his hands. He issued this statement...
"I am deeply sorry for any offense I may have caused, but I only did it to raise money for the starving children of Burnley. They havn't eaten a square meal in days, not since i made them some toast on tuesday. Although that was more rectangular once i cut the crust off"
"If i have offended the good catholics of this country i sincerly apoloigize. And I will listen if any wish to air their concerns directly to myself. If it is not to much to ask could you please write you letters on rice paper, the starving children of burnley will be greatly nourished by you words."
Liverpool v BoroFirst half wasn't much to write home about, Boro defended deep, Liverpool went at them cautiously for the first 30 minutes. With 25 minutes...
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